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I got to play detective today. My neighbor, that I split a duplex with, called me to check on his apartment after someone accessed his facebook account while he was at work. Someone broke the lock on his bedroom window. A lot of newer model windows use plastic locks, so it should have been easy to break.
The only thing that seemed to be missing was a bed, but Seth says he doesn’t own one. I offered him my spare but he declined stating, “Without a bed I have to be a good boy. It keeps me celibate”. I found that insulting coming from a man with an open box of condoms on his mantle. I started to call him out on it, but I back-peddled my way into going along with it.
