If you are on this page then it is safe to assume you are curious about me. Okay then. Here we go. I’m the kinda guy that offers to take the homeless to a restaurant or drive a stranger to the clinic, but is still an ass.
Lots of people refuse to believe that I’m religious. Sure I haven’t gone to church in years, but I tried a decent percentage of the 500 churches in the area. (I’m not exaggerating. I counted.) I found too many people are missing the point. For example, a preacher always wears a suit as he teaches people about how Jesus too humble to accept a ride on a horse.
My tastes are all over the place. My favorite movies are Fight Club and My Best Friend’s Wedding. I like funny musicals, cartoons, and documentaries. When it comes to music I’m often to busy dancing around to figure out the artist or genre of what I’m listening to at the moment.
I want to improve the world somehow. The best I’ve done so far is bring a few new smiles to people. If I could do that for the rest of my life, I would die happy.
My name is Derek Ray Croston.
Thank you for your time.
